Lelong lelong~

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For all of you who need a good cuppa, one that ensures you won't feel the tiniest bit of sleepy, or weary, BUY CUPPACHOICE COFFEE!

All I had was just one tiny shot, ok it wasn't even a shot to start with, I adjusted the intensity to mild.. And here I am, wide awake at 1.44am when I'm supposed to be up and awake by 8.15am.

So my point is, I think my company's coffee really powerful. Just one shot and I can last the entire day. Powerful. Impressive.

So here's the deal.

For all coffee lovers who already own the coffee maker, $8.90 a packet only! You can make up to 25-30 cups of coffee leh! Worth it right! $8.90 doesn't even get you more than 3 cups of Latte (which, by the way, consists only 1/4 coffee, and 3/4 milk. How cheating!)

If you don't own a coffee maker, FRET NOT! Here's the rescue!

Simply sign the deal with us for 12/24 mths, at only $108/mth, you get approximately 12 packets of coffee beans! WOW! But that's gonna be like 291 packets in 24 mths, which is insane. So, to top it all up neatly, you get to claim 40% of what you pay for, for wines! How neat!

And the best part about this deal, is that, you get the entire coffee maker FOR FREE! It's worth $1680 leh. AND YOU GET IT FREE! waaaaaa. Cool shit.
Plus, you get to keep the machine after the credit value's up.. Attractive.

So you ask, what about the wine lovers?

It works the same!
But at different values of course. $98 or $128 a mth, you get the wine cellar free, plus bottles of wine of your choice and preference, delivered right to your doorstep!

Come and let me earn the commission ok!

Occupational hazzard. tsk