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colours never lie

Fatal blow

Monday, March 26, 2007


If you are..

1. constantly hugging your textbook/notes
2. Even dreaming about studying
3. Sleeping less than 2 hours a night because you're plagued by work.
4. always stoning (super easily)
5. constantly talking nonsense
6. coughing out new, stupid terms for everything (including a movie title for your assignment)

then you've probably contracted a fatal disease known as Claustroacadamicalphobia.

Claustrophobia subsection number 1:
Claustrolawphobia

-Down with all the above symptoms in the Law context.

Claustrophobia subsection number 2:
Claustromarketingphobia

-Down with all the above symptoms in the Marketing context.

Claustrophobia subsection number 3:
Claustro_________phobia

-Down with all the above symptoms in the _________ context.

Alright. Let me see. Check, check, check, check, check... CHECK!
OMG it's confirmed. I've contracted the fatal disease Claustroacadamicalphobia!!
The cure only comes in once every semester. zomg. I'm dying soon. Last words anyone?



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